She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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