The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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