you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I'm really busy with my period
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