Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I am one with the molecules
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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