everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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