this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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