Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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