who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
