hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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