We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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