I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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