yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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