brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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