We're like a lot better than the average bears
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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