I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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