Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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