Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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