I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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