honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
