We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I currently don't understand fingers.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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