420 ftw
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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