i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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