So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
