I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Betty ford says i'm here all night
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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