Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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