On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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