there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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