we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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