he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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