yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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