I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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