You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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