I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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