And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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