so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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