then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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