Already got asked if we're dating
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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