I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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