I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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