he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
