love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
So. Much. Porn.
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