I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I will pee on everything he values.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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