11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
why didn't you poke me back
I cannot find my penis.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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