Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
there is glitter all over my balls
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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