What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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