When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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