Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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