Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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