This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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