doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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