another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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