Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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