He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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