I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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