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I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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