I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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