Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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